my words (they're not done)

Look Upon My Works In Progress, Ye Mighty, And Despair

god knows I'm despairing about them

  • my murderbot diaries AU for HLVRAI here
  • fortnite dilf AU (with pre-roll!) that may or may not have caused my writer's block here
  • IN THEORY, OG Arcade AU is up if you want to reread it, but the link is fucking BROKEN and idk how to fix it. if you know, guestbook, etc
    • I hate online.
  • Bear Night At The Gay Bar Would Fix Sam A Little: A Thesis
  • the Fuyumi half of a BNHA AU that is 100% fanon and maybe 50% good here
  • the Miruko half of the BNHA AU here
  • a bad fic I wrote several years ago, held in one of those glowing blue cryostasis vats so you can see when I began to go off the fucking rails. oscar wilde is there.

Director's Cuts

  • I Am Cringe But I Am Free, the sam & max fic here
  • Sam & Max hang out with my OCs from the above fic and it goes normal, promise
  • spoilers yes ALTENARIA easter egg guide
  • the black mesa/beachcombers/feedback loop guides coming eventually, maybe.

Heroica

Misc.

  • Depressed Nymph Nightmare Woman, which is only listed here as a gravestone.
    • what if you tried to write toxic yuri but USB stick said "file corruption"
  • Maluco, better title coming soon. and by "soon" I mean "maybe"
  • Demons Don't Feel Guilt, a story about possession. if you squint.
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