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Interlopers

Diving Deep Into Xhorhasian Mysteries

With over 3 hours of experience exploring the Festival of Merits, we've earned every medal available and also completely embarrassed ourselves in public. If you need someone to be out of pocket, unsure about what's going on, wasted, or to just cheerfully avoid talking about personal problems, the Interlopers have got you covered.

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Amaranth

Half-Orc Paladin of Redemption. Making friends if it kills her.

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Aphrodite

Tiefling Monk of the Way of Four Elements. Better than everyone here.

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Delphinus

Aasimar Ranger of the Hunter's Conclave. Stealing autism swag valor.

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Kaiyo

Triton Bard of the College of Lore. Going to ruin the marriage.

4
Riddles Solved
3
Sessions Played
16
Hours Fucking Around
0.5
Hours Finding Out

Bard Songs

Please see your spell booklet for a more complete list of spells and their uses.

2 d8s available

Bardic Inspiration

Give out 2d8 per long rest

Cutting Words

Take away 2d8 per long rest

Vicious Mockery

A;60ft. If a creature fails its WIS save, it takes 2d4 damage and has disadvantage on its next attack roll.

Ki Powers

Please see your character sheet for a more complete list of abilities.

5 Ki Points

Flurry of Blows

Two extra unarmed strikes

Patient Defense

Bonus Action: Dodge

Step of the Wind

Dash or Disengage; your jump distance is doubled

Paladin Smites

Please see your spell booklet for a more complete list of spells and their uses.

6 Spell Slots

Divine Smite

BA after melee hit; 2d8 Radiant dmg

Thunderous Smite

BA, Concentration up to 1m; 2d6 Thunder dmg.
Target must succeed Str save or be pushed 10ft & knocked prone

Wrathful Smite

BA, Concentration up to 1m; 1d6 Psychic dmg.
Target must succeed Wis save or be frightened; can retry failed saves as an action

Ranger Feats

Please see your spell booklet for a more complete list of spells and their uses.

Primeval Awareness

A, 1mi/6mi, 1min/slot; know if creatures are present within range
(larger range if in Favored Terrain)

Horde Breaker

Once a turn when you make a weapon attack, you can make another attack with the same weapon against a different creature within 5ft of the first.

Archery

Permanent +2 to attack rolls when using ranged weapons.

Inventory

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Kaiyo

Brought these from the Maritime Hood.

  • Entertainer's Pack Costumes (2)
    Candles (5)
    Disguise Kit
  • Backpack Bedroll
    Blanket
    Rations (5)
    Waterskin
    Wet Pellet (2)
    Barbed Darts (10)
    Acid Darts (10)
    Stun Darts (10)
    Hunting Traps (2)
    50ft Rope (2)
    Parchment Sheet (3)
    Flasks of Oil (3)
  • Festival of Merriment Medals Meat Pie
    Conch
    Maze
    Wetlands
    Horizonback
  • Studded Leather Armor AC 12+Dex
30 Swim Speed
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Aphrodite

Broke, but cute!

  • Dungeoneer's Kit Crowbar
    Hammer
    Pitons (10)
    Torches (10)
  • Backpack Mason's Tools
    Tinderbox
    Rations (10)
    Wet Pellet (2)
    50ft of Rope
  • Festival of Merriment Medals Maze
    Wetlands
    Horizonback
  • Badleh AC 10 +Dex +Wis
37 GP
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Marr

Churches love her.

  • Priest's Kit Candles (10)
    Alms Box
    Incense (2)
    Censer
    Vestments
  • Backpack 50ft of Rope
    Tinderbox
    Rations (10)
    Waterskin
    Wet Pellet (2)
  • Festival of Merriment Medals Maze
    Muscle
    Horizonback
    Earrings of Many Tongues
  • Plate Armor AC 18
    Disadvantage on Stealth
15 Lay on Hands
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Delphi

Somehow, the richest?

  • Dungeoneer's Kit Crowbar
    Hammer
    Pitons (10)
    Torches (10)
  • Backpack Bedroll
    Alchemy Kit
    Vial of Barbs
    Vial of Poison
    Vial of Acid
    Health Potion (2)
    Tinderbox
    Rations (10)
    50ft of Rope
    Healer's Kit
    Parchment Sheet
  • Festival of Merriment Medals Wit
    Maze
    Horizonback
  • Chain Shirt AC 13+Dex
1 Party Payment

Session One

  • Kaiyo won the Medal of Meat Pies
  • Delphi won the Medal of Wit
  • Galsariad (previous winner) expressed interest in seeing us at the closing ceremony
  • Kaiyo earned the Medal of the Conch
  • We all earned the Medal of the Maze
  • Marr earned the Medal of Muscle
  • Dite & Kaiyo earned the Medal of the Wetlands
  • We all earned the Medal of the Horizonback
  • We all got a long rest, and tomorrow we'll compete against the Hometown Heroes in the closing ceremony!

Session Two

  • We went into a labyrinthine underwater cave system, armed with 3 hours of Waterbreathing, to find an emerald amulet and retrieve it. The prize was 100GP.
  • We immediately split the party and Delphi almost died to an octopus. Kaiyo saved her by making the octopus laugh.
  • Marr absolutely could not swim.
  • We found the amulet, and Kaiyo mage-handed it off of the Magic Glowing Shark Boss's neck, singlehandedly winning us the contest.
  • Upon meeting back with the Hometown Heroes, they asked if we'd seen the vision too. Having cheesed the boss battle, we asked What Vision
  • The Hometown Heroes, at the other end of the cave system, had found a magic gemstone (worth 4,000GP) that gave them a vision of the fallen hero Ilyxian, begging for their help.
  • We invited ourselves along on their quest, because we kinda suck at plot hooks, but that one was beating us over the head.

Session Three

  • We woke the next morning and the Hometwon Heroes had already left both us and half their belongings behind.
  • We traveled fast to catch up to them.
  • A gloomstalker failed to menace a mammoth, and then failed to menace us. We killed it in 3 turns. Kaiyo thought it was a bird.
  • We saw a tiefling and his trained moorbounder being harassed by bristleback moorbounders. Marr scared the bristlebacks off, and got the name of a moorbounder breeder in case Kaiyo ever remembers she wanted one.
  • A group of bandits tried to "tax" us. Aphrodite pretended to be AN ENTIRE GODDESS, FULLY PREPARED TO SMITE THEM AS THE GROUND SHOOK BENEATH THEIR FEET AND DAYLIGHT BURNED FROM BEHIND HER HEAD. They booked it.
  • We stopped at the Emerald Loop Caravan Stop, caught up with the Moorbounder Trainer, and bought a bunch of supplies.
  • We avoided an Udok corpse that had more demons around it, and learned that Delphi's Celestial. And immortal. And does not understand basic elements of society.
  • We caught up to the Hometown Heroes making camp just outside of Bazzoxan. Marr warned Maggie about the party, Dite convinced Delphi & Dermott that Delphi had a crush on him, Kaiyo put on a show, and then Dite tried to steal the gem from Aiyo.
  • Aiyo stopped her, coldly informed us that she doesn't like liars or thieves, and the whole camp started packing up to Get Away From Us.